Disaster Report: Skull Island: Rise of Kong (Switch)
Kong. The Eighth Wonder of the World. For many years, the main thing King Kong had in common with
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The Game Hoard
Chronicling Video Game History By Playing Every Video Game Ever Released
Disaster Report
Disaster Report: The Lord of the Rings: Gollum (PS5)
When The Lord of the Rings: Gollum was announced, many people were utterly baffled. In this fantasy series with sword-swinging
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Disaster Report: Ride to Hell: Retribution (PC)
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and despite the infamy afforded to Ride to Hell: Retribution now,
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Disaster Report: The Unicorn Princess (PS4)
At first glance it might seem a bit like I’m singling out The Unicorn Princess because it’s an easy target.
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Disaster Report: Lunar: Dragon Song (DS)
What would you call the opposite of innovation? Regression feels like the immediate word that comes to mind, but that
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Disaster Report: Shamu’s Deep Sea Adventures (Xbox)
The ocean is perhaps the most beautiful and most mysterious place on our planet, as inaccessible as outer space at
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Disaster Report: Vroom in the Night Sky (Switch)
Back when I took a look at Blossom Tales: The Sleeping King, I noted how that simple game’s release in
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Disaster Report: Iron Man (PS2)
It’s easy to forget that before the Marvel Cinematic Universe became the biggest thing ever in films, Iron Man was
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Disaster Report: Arabian Nights (PC)
In the story One Thousand and One Nights, sometimes known as Arabian Nights to English speaking audiences, King Shahryar puts
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Disaster Report: Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis (GameCube)
I’ve gone to bat for the character of Aquaman quite often in the past. The aquatic superhero Arthur Curry had
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Disaster Report: Fantasia (Genesis/Mega Drive)
No matter what you might think of the man Walt Disney, it’s hard not to respect what he tried to
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Disaster Report: The Quiet Man (PS4)
Video games are unique among the ways to experience media in the way they allow the player to be immersed
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Disaster Report: M&M’s Kart Racing (Wii)
I have nothing against the M&M’s candy brand. The regular chocolates are alright, although I much prefer the Peanut M&M’s,
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Disaster Report: Sneak King (Xbox)
Sneak King is an oddity. And it’s not because it’s a video game based on a restaurant chain’s mascot.
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Disaster Report: Dogz (GBA)
Do not let the doe-eyed puppy dogs on the game’s box fool you. Just like with real life pet shops
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Disaster Report: Limbo of the Lost (PC)
“Outside of the blogosphere, only a few sites bothered to review Limbo of the Lost, and most flunked it simply
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Disaster Report: Rogue Warrior (PC)
Before we begin, a disclaimer of sorts. The video game medium has a lot of things in it that can
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Disaster Report: Drake of the 99 Dragons (Xbox)
It was the early 2000s, and someone had convinced the gaming industry that cel-shaded graphics somehow imitated comic books, although
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Disaster Report: Bubsy 3D (PS1)
Bubsy 3D is infamous for entering the world of 3D platformers with all the grace of an avalanche, although this
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